Fellow Extravaganzers:
As has been history and the tradition for as long as I can recall (and that memory now goes back ten years!), each year we offer each group a special Extravaganza Package for purchase upon your arrival(s). As you veterans are well aware, once you are here there is precious little retail therapy time other than on your arrival day—yes, we plan to and will keep “y’all” that busy. With that in mind, each year we prepackage a handful of products that are heavily discounted and easy for purchase to satisfy the perks that you may want to take home for yourself and/or others.
This year is no exception.
Attached is a sample of the official E-12 package offered by and courtesy of our land purveyor, The Rock Creek Mercantile, that each of you will visit upon your arrival day for licensing other E-12 merchandise pickup (yes, we DO intend to treat you extravagantly [again!] this year!), to wit: your choice of (a) a Merc t-shirt; (b) a Merc baseball cap; AND (c) a Croakie [its to hold your polarized glasses on, rookies!] all for the ridiculously low price of precisely $35—there being no sales tax here in the Treasure State. Yep, just thirty five of them there buckaroos.
Bueno, bueno, bueno—and thanks (again and again!) to the Merc’s proprietress Carolyn Persico for making The Package a true deal/steal year after year package!!
RCR---<’///><
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